Hills on Plastic

Remember when Heidi was a cute, sweet looking Colorado girl turned Lauren Conrad's best friend during season 1 of The Hills? Heidi told US Weekly in 2007 that...

“I’ve always been very insecure about my body. My whole life, I looked at my chest and was like, OK, they’re going to grow. This is my year! And it never happened. I was less than an A-cup. I wore pushup bras, which cut into my skin. If I was with a guy and there was a girl next to me with big boobs, I would be like, Oh, my God, he’s looking at her! On the beach, if I was standing next to a girl with big boobs, I’d be like, I hate her! I hated my nose too. I have my dad’s nose, which is huge. It took up so much of my face, when I looked down, I could see my nose. I couldn’t get away from it!”

UHhh.. okay.. Someone's insecure and hates her father. Well this is Heidi pre-0p.

And this is Heidi post-op. Notice: she went from A-cup to C-cup (do they need skin grafts for something like that? or does the boob skin stretch?), the nose job (which transformed her previously HUGE nose into this more acceptable one), the lip injections, and what Tess and I think is a chin reduction. Now Heidi looks just downright nasty, even more so with her wildly unattractive and unemployed hubby Spencer totting along.

Audrina!!! Crazy assssss girl who accused Lauren of hooking up with Justin Bobby two episodes ago, for sure had a boob job.

Before:
After:

GROSS

But who on the show has maintained her sense of good taste and overall awesomeness? Whitney! who landed a job at Diane Von Furstenberg in NY! Go Whit!

Season 1:

Season 4:

I can't wait for Whitney to have her own show. She freaking deserves it.